It was discovered this morning that Johanas Magdellan, the World's Oldest Person, died at the age of 113. Upon the news Chappy McGoo, the Worlds Second Oldest Person now the Worlds Oldest Person, celebrated by blinking his eyes twice. When asked what he was going to do with his new crowned title Chappy responded by blinking 2 times taking a quick nap then blinking 2 more times. According to his bed side nurse, Janice Decking, that is the most excited he's been since 2008 when he moved up to second oldest person alive.
Tune in next week when we talk to Norma Clatcshke the new Worlds Second Oldest Person...possibly the new title holder. (note: the picture on the left is Stan Beasley who is ranked 556th but confirms he has a plan to move himself into the top 50 by November)
You are funny dave.
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